Tuesday, January 10, 2017

100 Ways to get Free Stuff on Your Birthday

Happy Birthday! (or birth month)
What better way to celebrate your birthday than with free stuff?
This is a list of places that give out free stuff on your birthday or in your birth month. Most of these require you to sign up at least 7 days before your birthday or birth month. 
Do you know any other places? Leave them in the comments!
1. A&W All American Food: Get a free root beer float on your birthday by joining the Mug Club.
2. Ace Hardware: Receive a free $5 off coupon when you join Ace Rewards.
3. AMF Bowling: Get some free bowling by signing up with the Pinsiders Club.
4. Applebees: Sign up for its email club, and get a free dessert on your birthday.
5. Arby’s: Get a free milkshake on your birthday when you register with Arby’s.
6. Atlanta Bread: Get a free cookie on your birthday when you join the Loyalty Program.
7. Au Bon Pain: Join the Eclub, and get a free birthday lunch.
8. Auntie Anne’s: Sign up for Pretzel Perks, and get a free pretzel on your birthday.
9. Aveda: Receive a birthday gift valued at $23 when you join Aveda’s Pure Privilege for $10.
10. bareMinerals: Join the Friends and Benefits Program, and they’ll send you a gift on your birthday.
11. Barnes and Noble (Kids): Sign up for the B&N Kids’ Club, and your child gets a free cupcake on his/her birthday.
12. Baskin Robbins: Join its Birthday Club, and get free ice cream on your birthday.
13. bd’s Mongolian Grill: Get a free entree on your birthday when you join Club Mongo.
14. Benihana’s: Register for the Chef’s Table, and you’ll get a $30 birthday certificate.
15. Bennigan’s: Receive a BOGO entree as well as a free dessert when you sign up for its Eclub.
16. Big Boy: Join its Email Club, and get a free dessert on your birthday.
17. Bonefish Grill: Become a  Bone Fish Grill Insider, and get special offers on your birthday.
18. Boston Market: Join the VIP Club, and get a special birthday surprise.
19. Buca di Beppo: You’ll receive a free pasta on your next visit as well as a $20 birthday gift for joining the Eclub.
20. Buffalo Wild Wings: Get a free birthday dessert when you join the Buffalo Circle.
21. Captain D’s: Get a special offer on your birthday when you join  D’s Club.
22. Carrabba’s Italian Grill: Join Carrabba’s Amici Club, and get a free appetizer as well as a coupon for a BOGO free entree.
23. Chick-fil-A: Become an Email Insider, and get a special birthday offer. Chick-fil-A did inform us that the freebies are at the discretion of the franchise owner, so check with your local store for details.
24. Chili’s: Get free chips and guacamole when you join My Chili’s Rewards Club.
25. Chuck E. Cheese’s: Join the The Chuck E-Club, and get free tokens to help celebrate your child’s birthday.
26. Cinnabon: Subscribe to Club Cinnabon, and get a special gift on your birthday.
27. Cold Stone Creamery: Get a BOGO coupon for your birthday by signing up for the My Cold Stone Club.
28. Country Buffet: Sign up for the Crave Connection, and receive free meals on your big day. Note: This restaurant is closed, but you can get deals for Ryan’s, Hometown Buffet and Country Buffet — all in the same franchise.
29. Cracker Barrel: Go to Cracker Barrel on your birthday, and get a free dessert.
30. Culver’s: Enjoy a free birthday treat when you sign up for the Culver’s eClub.
31. CVS: Join the ExtraCare Beauty Club, and get $3 ExtraCare bucks on your birthday.
32. Dairy Queen: Receive a buy-one-get-one Blizzard coupon on your birthday by signing up for the Blizzard Fan Club.
33. Dave & Buster’s: Sign up for Dave & Buster’s Rewards, and get $10 in free game play.
34. Denny’s: Stop by Denny’s, and get a free Grand Slam on your birthday (with ID)!
35. Disney Movie: Get 100 free points for your birthday when you sign up for Disney Movie Rewards.
36. Don Pablo’s: Get a $10 gift card on your birthday when you become a Habaneros Member.
37. Dunkin’ Donuts: Get a free beverage on your birthday by signing up for the DD Perks Rewards Program.
38. Einstein Bros. Bagels: Get a free egg sandwich with a purchase on your birthday when you join the Shmear Society.
39. Firehouse Subs: Sign up for Firehouse Rewards for a free medium sub.
40. First Watch: Get a free entree when you sign up for the Sun EClub.
41. Friendly’s: When you become a BFF Club member, you’ll receive a free sundae on your birthday.
42. Fuddruckers: Get a special birthday offer when you join the Fudds Club.
43. Great American Cookies: Join the Cookie Club, and get a birthday surprise.
44. Hallmark: Get a free card and a coupon for 20% off one item when you become a Crown Rewards member.
45. Hard Rock: Sign up for Hard Rock Rewards for an annual birthday offer.
46. Helzberg Diamonds: Request a catalog to receive a birthday surprise.
47. Hooters: Join the Hooters Eclub for a free birthday gift.
48. IHOP: Sign up for the Pancake Revolution, and receive a free meal on your birthday.
49. Jack in the BoxRegister to receive a special offer on your birthday.
50. Jersey Mike’s Subs: Get a free sub and drink when you sign up for the email club.
51. Joe’s Crab Shack: Register with Joe’s Catch, and receive a birthday treat.
52. Kmart: When you sign your child up for the Birthday Club, he/she will receive exclusive offers plus be entered to win $500.
53. Krispy Kreme: Join the eClub, and receive a free donut on your birthday.
54. Longhorn Steakhouse: Create a My Longhorn account, and get a free birthday treat.
55. Macaroni Grill: Sign up for the email club, and get a free dessert on your birthday.
56. Maggie Moo’s: Sign up for the Slab Happy Email, and get a free birthday surprise.
57. Marie Callender’s: Join the Eclub, and get exclusive birthday offers.
58. Medieval Times: Receive free admission when you sign up for email updates.
59. The Melting Pot: Join Club Fondue, and get a voucher for free chocolate fondue for two on your birthday.
60. Moe’s Southwest Grill: Get a coupon for a free birthday burrito when you join its eWorld.
61. Noodles & Company: Get a coupon on your birthday by joining the Noodles Family.
62. Not Your Average Joe’s Kitchen & Bar: Get a free birthday surprise when you sign up for the email club.
63. Olive Garden: Get a complimentary appetizer or dessert on your birthday by signing up for the eClub.
64. On the Border: Get a special birthday offer when you sign up for Club Cantina.
65. Panda Express: Register to receive emails and an exclusive offer on your birthday.
66. Panera: Join MyPanera, and get a free pastry on your birthday.
67. Perkins: Get a free slice of pie on your birthday when you sign up for MyPerkins.
68. P.F. Chang’s: Create an account, and get a free appetizer or dessert during your birthday month.
69. Pinkberry: Sign up for a Pinkcard or download the app, and receive a free yogurt on your birthday.
70. Qdoba: Receive a special birthday gift when you register for Qdoba Rewards.
71. Redbox: Sign up for the Redbox Play Pass, and receive a free birthday rental.
72. Red Lobster: Receive a birthday surprise when you join the Fresh Catch Club.
73. Red Robin: Register for the Red Robin Royalty Program, and get a free birthday burger.
74. Rita’s Italian Ice: Sign up for its Birthday Club, and get a free birthday treat.
75. Ruby Tuesday: Sign up with Ruby Tuesday, and score a free burger on your birthday.
76. Sbarro: Get free pizza on your birthday by joining the eClub.
77. Sephora: Register with Sephora, and receive a free gift on your birthday.
78. Smashbox: Register for the rewards program, and receive a free gift during your birthday month.
79. Sonic: Create a My Sonic account, and receive a special treat on your birthday.
80. Sonny’s BBQ: Get a free Big Deal Meal on your big day by joining the ‘Q Crew.
81. Souper Salad: Register for Souper Perks, and get a free meal during your birthday week.
82. The Spaghetti Warehouse: Join the Warehouse Club, and get a free meal on your birthday.
83. Starbucks: Get a free birthday drink by signing up for Starbucks Rewards.
84. Steak ‘n Shake: Join the eClub to get a free menu item on your birthday.
85. Subway: Sign up for the Subway Rewards Program and the sandwich-making company will add 20 points to your account on your birthday. FYI, 20 points will get you a free 21-ounce fountain drink (20 points), a free bag of chips (15 points) or two free cookies (10 points each).
86. Swagbacks: Get 50 free Swagbacks on your birthday.
87. TCBY: Join myTCBY, and receive special offers on your birthday.
88. Texas Roadhouse: Sign up for the email club, and get a birthday gift.
89. TGI Friday’s: Join the Friday’s Rewards program, and get a free dessert on your birthday.
90. Tony Roma’s: Sign up for the email and text club, and get a free entree on your birthday.
91. Toys R Us: Join Rewards R Us, and your child will receive a free card every year until his/her 10th birthday. Members are also entered to win monthly prizes.
92. Tropical Smoothie Cafe: Join Club Tropical, and get a special birthday offer.
93. ULTA Beauty: Receive a free gift by signing up for the Ultimate Rewards program.
94. Uno Pizzeria & Grill: Join the Uno Insider’s Club, and get a free entree on your birthday.
95. Victoria’s Secret: Sign up for an Angel Card, and get a birthday gift worth $10.
96. Waffle House: Become a member of the Waffle House Regulars Club to receive a free waffle on your birthday.
97. Wienerschnitzel: Join the Wiener Lovers’ Club, and get a free coupon each year on your birthday.
98. Wingstop: Get a free order of seasoned fries on your birthday when you sign up for The Club.
99. Yogurt Mountain: Join the YOMO Club, and get free yogurt on your birthday.
100. Zaxby’s: Get a free Nibbler on your birthday by signing up for the Zax Mail.
I hope your birthday is awesome! 
Do you know any other places? Leave them in the comments!

Sunday, September 18, 2016

27 Baseball Trivia Questions and Answers : Baseball-Trivia.com

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Q: Who hit into the most double plays in their career?
A: Hank Aaron, with 328.
Q: Whose ceremonial pitch to open the 1940 baseball season smashed into the camera lens of a Washington Post photographer?
A: Franklin D. Roosevelt’s.
Q: Who homered in his third straight game on the day he beat Lou Gehrig’s record for consecutive games?
A: Cal Ripken Jr.
Q: What two Yankees did 17-year-old female Jackie Mitchell strike out successively in 1931?
A: Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig.
Q: What slow-footed catcher admitted he used to knock his hat off while running to first base to make it appear he was “really moving”?
A: Bob Uecker.
Q: What pitcher was taken out of his major league debut in the seventh inning for a pinch hitter named Duffy Lewis, in 1914?
A: Babe Ruth.
Q: What did Chris Sabo shower the field with when his bat broke in a July 31,1996 game?
A: Cork.
Q: Whose record did Reggie Jackson tie when he spanked three home runs in a World Series game?
A: Babe Ruth’s.
Q: What major league baseball team is sometimes dubbed “The Fish”?
A: The Florida Marlins.
Q:  What American League baseball team plays home games in a stadium nicknamed ” the Big A”?
A:   The California Angels.
Q: What National Leaguer went longest between MVP seasons, winning in 1954 and 1965?
A: Willie Mays.
Q:  How many intentional walks did Roger Maris, batting ahead of  Micky Mantle, get in his 61 home run season in 1961?
A:  Zero.
Q:  What Cy Young Award winner continued to hurl for a prison team called the Detroit Dennys?
A: Denny McLain.
Q: What catcher, asked during spring training what his hat size was, answered: “I don’t know. I’m not in shape yet”?
A: Yogi Berra.
Q: Who was the National League home run king in half the seeasons of the 1980’s?
A: Mike Schmidt.
Q: What Phillies slugger, upon seeing Lake Michigan for the firs time, asked: “What ocean is that”?
A: John Kruk
Q: What Yankees manager explained: “In a short series good itching will always beat good hitting — and vice versa”?
A: Casey Stengel.
Q:  Who’s major league baseball’s career leader in total bases?
A:  Hank Aaron.
Q: Who signed with the Yankees in 1980 for over twice the amount George Steinbrenner paid for the franchise?
A: Dave Winfield.
Q: What high-living Yankee slugger’s roommate noted: “I don’t room with him. I room with his suitcase”?
A: Babe Ruth’s.
Q: What slugger received 900,000 letters in the first six months of 1974?
A: Hank Aaron.
Q: What major league baseball team had an Internet home page in English, Spanish, Japanese, Korean, and Mandarin in 1996?
A: The Los Angeles Dodgers.
Q:  What baseball team has lost the World Series a record 12 times?
A: The Dodgers.
Q:  Who has the best won-lost percentage of any pitcher with 15 or more wins against the New York Yankees?
A: Babe Ruth.
Q: Who was pitching when pitcher Joe Niekro smacked his only homer, in 1976?
A:  Phil Niekro.
Q: What 60 year old gave up one hit in three innings of work against the Red Sox in 1965?
A: Satchel Paige.
Q: What pitcher set a record in 1977 for most walks in a post World War II season, with 201?
A: Nolan Ryan.

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Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby?
A: He was a little hoarse.
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine!
Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You’re pointless!
Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”
A: “You can’t tuna fish.”
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens
A: a meowntain
Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
A: A Chimp off the old block.
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!
Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: It went back four seconds.
Q: What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies?
A: An ambulance.
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!
Q: Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?
A: Because hot dogs are the wurst!
Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: Because they lactose.
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9.
Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste.
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet.

Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.
Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
A: Pencil-vania.
Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!
Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
A: Because they might peel!
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it.
Q: Which flower talks the most?
A: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips!
Q: A man arrived in a small town on Friday. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible?
A: His horse’s name is Friday!
Q: What did 0 say to 8?
A: Nice belt!
Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
A: You’re a fun guy (fungi).
Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will Let it go.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
A: Idaho… Alaska!
Q: Did you hear about that new broom?
A: It’s sweeping the nation!
Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
A: An irrelephant.
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
Q: Where do crayons go on vacation?
A: Color-ado!
Q: Why did the belt get arrested?
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Q: What do you call a fat psychic?
A: A four chin teller.
Q: What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?
A: A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!
Q: What do you call a computer that sings?
A: A-Dell
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because he wasn’t peeling well.
Q: Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?
A: It’s dread-full.
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Q: What is heavy forward but not backward?
A: Ton.
Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman?
A: Froze-T
Q: What did the femur say to the patella?
A: I kneed you.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
Q: What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
A: a yardvark!
Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station!
Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: A taxi driver.
Q: What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A: a thesaurus.
Q: “How do you shoot a killer bee?”
A: “With a bee bee gun.”
Q: How do you drown a Hipster?
A: In the mainstream.
Q: What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
A: Clean Jokes!
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: “Where’s Popcorn?”
Q: What do you call sad coffee?”
A: Despresso.
Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it!
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!
Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?
A: A stamp.
Q: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?
A: Nobody nose.
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus!
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them
Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs?
A: A penny.
Q: How do you make an Octupus laugh?
A: With ten-tickles
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Cause they arrrrr.
Q: What is the tallest building in the world?
A: The library! It has the most stories!
Q: What’s the first bet that most people make in their lives?
A: the alpha bet Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A. Milk and quackers!
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet!
Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner?
A: Man, that hit the “spot.”
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Q: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?
A: Instagram.
Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
A: Because it was not peeling well
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q: What belongs to you but others use more?
A: Your name
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: Sunday, of course!
Q: Which is the building is the largest?
A: The library because it has the most stories.
Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A: Toad.
Q: What bow can’t be tied?
A: A rainbow!
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A: A Yamahahaha
Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A: Spring time.
Q: Where did the computer go to dance?
A: To a disc-o.
Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A: A Bed
Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew”.
Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
A: To get a tweetment.
Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?
A: Because she couldn’t control her pupils?
Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A: A Clausterphobic
Q: What three candies can you find in every school?
A: Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.
Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch
Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend?
A: Because his friend said dinner is on me.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Never mind, it’s over your head!
Q: What do you call a bee that lives in America?
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a bogey in it.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: Did you hear about the angry pancake?
A: He just flipped.
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef Jerky.
Q: Did you ever hear about that movie constipation?
A: It never came out.
Q: What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth?
A: A Gummy Bear
Q: What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George?
A: 2 Fast 2 Curious
Q: Did you hear about the hairdresser?
A: She dyed.
Q: What do you call a musician with problems?
A: a trebled man.
Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
A: He pasta way.
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In snow banks.
Q: What do you call a very religious person that sleep walks?
A: a Roman Catholic
Q: Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco?
A: He pulled a muscle
Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective?
A: He got to the root of every case.
Q: Why can’t you take a nap during a race?
A: Because if you snooze, you loose! Q. What did the tie say to the hat? A. You go on ahead and I’ll hang around
Q: What washes up on very small beaches?
A: Microwaves!
Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?
A: the Telephone.
Q: What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn’t move?
A: The road!
Q: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
A: He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
A: The scientists were brainstorming!
Q: What did Delaware?
A: a New Jersey
Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date!
Q: What do you cal purple when it is being mean?
A: Violent.
Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
A: Hi Cliff!
Q: Did you hear the one about the geologist?
A: He took his wife for granite so she left him
Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?
A: Show me the honey!
Q: What did the man say to the wall?
A: One more crack like that and I’ll plaster ya!
Q: What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio?
A: Cool Music
Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!
Q: What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: I think I’m coming down with something!
Q: What do you call a window that raps?
Q: What happened when a faucet, a tomato and lettuce were in a race?
A: The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office!
Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time
Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!
Q: Why should you take a pencil to bed?
A: To draw the curtains!
Q: What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer?
A: a loose Canon
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